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14

Aug

X-Files.

X-Files.

11

Jul

Gilmore Girls.

RORY: ‘Scuse me, do you know what the lightbulbs are all about?
[lights flash on]
BLAZER GUY: Shock in your system.

Gilmore Girls.

RORY: ‘Scuse me, do you know what the lightbulbs are all about?

[lights flash on]

BLAZER GUY: Shock in your system.

10

Jul

On Louie.

LOUIE: Guess you’re supposed to—
PAMELA: I wouldn’t do that if I was you.
LOUIE: Why, it says “Press”?
PAMELA: So you press a thing because it says “Press”? You would not have survived the camps.
LOUIE: What? It’s—
PAMELA: Dude, it says—
LOUIE: “Press.”
PAMELA: Go ahead.
LOUIE: Why would they make it say “Press”?
PAMELA: Press the art button. Enjoy.
LOUIE: [Presses button]
SPEAKERS: Nigger.
PAMELA: [Walks away] Whoa.
LOUIE: [To other museum patrons] No, no, I didn’t say it. I didn’t say it, it’s the button, listen. [Presses button]
SPEAKERS: [Emits cow moo]
LOUIE: Okay, no no no no, wait a second. [Presses button]
SPEAKERS: [Emits scream]
LOUIE: No, wait. [Presses button]
SPEAKERS: [Emit meow]
LOUIE: Okay. [Presses button]
SPEAKERS: [Emit woof]
LOUIE: [Walks away]

On Louie.

LOUIE: Guess you’re supposed to—

PAMELA: I wouldn’t do that if I was you.

LOUIE: Why, it says “Press”?

PAMELA: So you press a thing because it says “Press”? You would not have survived the camps.

LOUIE: What? It’s—

PAMELA: Dude, it says—

LOUIE: “Press.”

PAMELA: Go ahead.

LOUIE: Why would they make it say “Press”?

PAMELA: Press the art button. Enjoy.

LOUIE: [Presses button]

SPEAKERS: Nigger.

PAMELA: [Walks away] Whoa.

LOUIE: [To other museum patrons] No, no, I didn’t say it. I didn’t say it, it’s the button, listen. [Presses button]

SPEAKERS: [Emits cow moo]

LOUIE: Okay, no no no no, wait a second. [Presses button]

SPEAKERS: [Emits scream]

LOUIE: No, wait. [Presses button]

SPEAKERS: [Emit meow]

LOUIE: Okay. [Presses button]

SPEAKERS: [Emit woof]

LOUIE: [Walks away]

09

Jul

Top: Castle. Bottom: Alex Gross, “End User.”

08

Jul

Top: The L Word. Bottom: Lisa Yuskavage, “Half Family.”

04

Jul

Gilmore Girls

LUKE: What the hell is that?
JESS: It’s an abstract painting.
LUKE: Well what is it supposed to be?
JESS: Check the title.
LUKE: I did, it’s called “Untitled.”
JESS: There you go.
LUKE: I give up.

Gilmore Girls

LUKE: What the hell is that?

JESS: It’s an abstract painting.

LUKE: Well what is it supposed to be?

JESS: Check the title.

LUKE: I did, it’s called “Untitled.”

JESS: There you go.

LUKE: I give up.

28

Jun

Looking.

What is this thing?
It’s a piece of shit, is what it is.

Looking.

What is this thing?

It’s a piece of shit, is what it is.

27

Jun

Fictional artist Anton Deluca, for Bones.

BONES: This is asymmetrical and yet still pleasing to the eye.
BOOTH: […]Why don’t you just say it’s pretty?
ANTON: I don’t DO pretty.

Fictional artist Anton Deluca, for Bones.

BONES: This is asymmetrical and yet still pleasing to the eye.

BOOTH: […]Why don’t you just say it’s pretty?

ANTON: I don’t DO pretty.

26

Jun

Movie, not TV. The Lifeguard.
I would say you both have a very keen eye because this painting represents a very small percentage of what he produced, and this is a happier piece— this is one of the happier pieces.

Movie, not TV. The Lifeguard.

I would say you both have a very keen eye because this painting represents a very small percentage of what he produced, and this is a happier piece— this is one of the happier pieces.

25

Jun

On Louie.

LOUIE: Wow.
PAMELA: That’s the shitter!
 LOUIE: Don’t touch it, don’t touch it.
PAMELA: His shit's over there, that's brilliant!

On Louie.

LOUIE: Wow.

PAMELA: That’s the shitter!

 LOUIE: Don’t touch it, don’t touch it.

PAMELA: His shit's over there, that's brilliant!